We want Jaswant

Hypertree would like to put it out there that it is a big fan of Jaswant Singh. Yes, he is a member of the fascist communalist BJP but then Hypertree is not beyond forgiveness. It does not judge a book by its fascist communalist cover so to speak. I mean, we’re talking of a man who, overwhelmed with compassion, not only released but personally escorted three terrorists to Kandahar in return for the release of the passengers of a hijacked Air India plane, thus courageously giving in to the demands of the terrorists.

Hypertree’s sources reveal that along with the terrorists he’d also brought cases of ParleG cookies to the starving Kandahar hijackers, who’d no doubt have been suffering under the appalling Air India food. Which munching on their ParleG cookies, they reminisced on geopolitical issues of exploitative imperialists, on how they haven’t read about Karl Marx, but if they had they’d no doubt have liked him, and so on, till it was time to bid goodbye, and amidst tearful farewells, promised to write to each other and remain pen pals, and continue to exchange anti-Indian terrorists and ParleG cookies. Hypertree thinks such compassion can only come from a man who though a fascist communalist on the outside, is very much an egalitarian communist on the inside.

How can such a courageously angelic person possibly become more angelic you ask? Jaswant Singh, in a feat that should earn him a direct seat in the Politburo should he choose to take leave from the fascist communalist party of his, revealed that there was a mole in the PMO in 1991 and that he has all the details in his upcoming book. A fascist nationalist might have made use of this information while he was a foreign minister in the late 90’s, or take it through proper channels, but it takes a man of courage to responsibly reveal it to the press, and that too a decade later, right before the release of his book. It shows that he puts key humanist elements over parochial nationalism, not the least of which is to make people more literate by reading his book.

Hypertree believes his noble mission to courageously trivialize all aspects of our national security is not incongruous from that of our esteemed Politburo, and can only urge Jaswant to take the next step and join our CPIM so that all us compassionate Indians could give him his due respect.