Expelling diplomats

Hypertree is a strong proponent of compassion and forgiveness. An i for an eye, Hypertree believes, would lead to exploitative inequalities in the vowel market, and if Hypertree does not care about u, who would?

That said, Hypertree is not exactly saddenned to see the latest bout of calisthenics by the Indian and Pakistani diplomatic services. It all started with Pakistan expelling an Indian diplomat (a mere exception to the rule of course which is that it all starts with hegemonist communalists). India in turn retaliated by expelling a Pakistani diplomat. Thus continuing a game of ping pong that has been going on for a long time.
Hypertree is not saddenned by this because if there is one thing that Hypertree does not like that starts with ‘d’ and ends with ‘omat’, it is a diplomat. And the reason for that, my alertly compassionate readers would be interested to know, is that they are but frontliners of exploitative imperialists. Hypertree could not fail to observe that these were all predominantly men in suits and boots, who sip martinis and talk in funny accents all day. And if there is one egregious instance of such a funny accent talking martini sipping person in a bunch of movies, it is Bond. James Bond.

Hypertree has daily nightmares about that movie series; where the hegemonist James Bond would go around killing egalitarian communist spies who were engaged in righteous information liberation. All the while imposing his hegemony upon buxom bikini clad women, trapping them in an abusive and physical relationship that would set back their self-actualization by many years. It was no coincidence that many of James Bond’s covers were diplomats.

So when Hypertree looks at the tit-for-tat expulsions of the diplomats, it can’t help but feel glad that somehow all those communist spies and buxom women on the verge of self-actualization done wrong by James Bond are being avenged.